RLG327 OBJECT DESCRIPTION 1 BEGIN OBJECT NAME a NERF(R) dagger TYPE WEAPON COLOR MAGENTA WEIGHT 1+0d1 HIT 0+0d1 DAM 0+0d1 ATTR 0+0d1 VAL 9+1d6 DODGE 10+0d1 DEF 0+0d1 SPEED 0+0d1 DESC This is a totally wicked looking dagger. It's got awesome barbs on the back of the blade, a compass on the hilt, and myriad other embellishments that serve no functional purpose. You could totally be a deadly assassin with a sweet blade like this. Since it's so light, it won't encumber you. It's made out of polyurethane foam. . RRTY 90 ART FALSE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME the Vorpal Blade DESC One, two! One, two! And through and through! It goes snicker-snack. . TYPE WEAPON COLOR RED WEIGHT 15+0d1 HIT 12+3d4 ATTR 0+0d1 VAL 198+2d51 DAM 314+15d92 DODGE 0+0d1 DEF 0+0d1 SPEED 20+0d5 RRTY 10 ART TRUE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME a prom dress HIT 0+2d3 DAM 0+2d3 DODGE 0+0d1 SPEED -5+0d1 ATTR 0+0d1 VAL 449+0d1 DEF 0+0d1 DESC This dress is totes fab! It's off-the-shoulder with an A-line waste, sequins, and lavender chiffon. It fits tight to mid-calf and you totally can't take full steps in it, but, like, who cares? You'll be the hit of the party as long as Shirley doesn't show up wearing the same thing again. . TYPE ARMOR COLOR MAGENTA WEIGHT 0+2d2 RRTY 70 ART FALSE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME a pair of Prada dress sandals HIT 0+0d1 DAM 0+3d10 DODGE 0+0d1 SPEED -5+0d1 ATTR 0+0d1 VAL 449+0d1 DEF 0+0d1 DESC You'll be the belle of the prom in these Prada dress sandals. The 3" spike heel makes you a bit unsteady, but they look like they could cause some major damage. . TYPE BOOTS COLOR MAGENTA WEIGHT 0+2d2 RRTY 80 ART FALSE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME a chainmail coif WEIGHT 8+0d1 HIT 0+0d1 DAM 0+0d1 ATTR 0+0d1 DODGE 0+0d1 VAL 48+2d11 DEF 10+2d6 SPEED 0+0d1 DESC A heavy chainmail head covering. . TYPE HELMET COLOR BLACK RRTY 100 ART FALSE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME the Aegis DESC A very high-quality shield. Nobody knows what it looks like, except for maybe--now--you, but you're not telling. The back side is inscribed with the words: "If found, please return to Zeus, Mount Olympus". . TYPE OFFHAND WEIGHT 3+0d1 HIT 0+0d1 DAM 0+0d1 VAL 17000+0d1 DODGE 20+2d8 ATTR 0+0d1 DEF 20+3d8 SPEED 10+0d1 COLOR YELLOW RRTY 30 ART TRUE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME the cloak of invisibility TYPE CLOAK VAL 10000+5d1000 DESC One of the Deathly Hallows, this cloak grants the wearer invisibility. Last know to be the property of the Boy Who Lived. . WEIGHT 1+0d1 DODGE 24+5d4 DEF 0+0d1 HIT 0+0d1 ATTR 0+0d1 DAM 0+0d1 SPEED 0+0d1 COLOR CYAN RRTY 20 ART TRUE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME the One Ring TYPE RING WEIGHT 1+0d1 COLOR YELLOW DODGE 50+6d8 VAL 1000000+2d1000000 DEF 50+6d8 ATTR 0+0d1 HIT 10+2d5 DAM 10+12d55 SPEED 25+5d5 DESC The One Ring to rule them all... and in the darkness bind them. Created by Sauron as a tool in his quest to dominate Middle Earth. It draws the dark sorcerer's eye upon its wearer. . RRTY 3 ART TRUE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME a torch TYPE LIGHT WEIGHT 2+1d2 COLOR BLACK DODGE 0+0d1 VAL 0+1d3 DAM 0+0d1 DEF 0+0d1 HIT 0+0d1 SPEED 0+0d1 DESC A short wooden stick topped with an oil-soaked cloth, perfect for lighting your way through the dungeon. . ATTR 0+1d3 RRTY 100 ART FALSE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME a Wicked Lasers(R) Torch TYPE LIGHT WEIGHT 1+1d2 COLOR BLACK DODGE 0+0d1 VAL 199+0d1 DAM 0+0d1 DEF 0+0d1 HIT 0+0d1 SPEED 0+0d1 DESC From the makers of the world's most refined lasers, comes the ultimate in handheld flashlights. The Flashtorch is a compact, portable searchlight that is capable of producing an incredible 4100 lumens of intense white light. Use this power to guide your way home, light a fire, or even fry an egg! . ATTR 200+0d1 RRTY 30 ART FALSE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME the Moon Tiara TYPE HELMET WEIGHT 1+1d2 COLOR WHITE DODGE 10+0d1 VAL 199+0d1 DAM 0+0d1 DEF 100+0d1 HIT 0+0d1 SPEED 0+0d1 DESC Sailor Moon's Moon Tiara. Maybe you can use it to do Moon Tiara Action? But she's probably looking for it. . ATTR 200+0d1 RRTY 35 ART TRUE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME the Moon Stick TYPE OFFHAND WEIGHT 1+1d2 COLOR MAGENTA DODGE 10+0d1 VAL 199+0d1 DAM 25+0d1 DEF 100+0d1 HIT 0+0d1 SPEED 0+0d1 DESC Sailor Moon's Moon Stick. Maybe you can use it to do Moon Princess Halation? But she's probably looking for it. . ATTR 200+0d1 RRTY 25 ART TRUE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME a ring of speed TYPE RING WEIGHT 1+0d1 COLOR RED DODGE 0+0d1 VAL 1000+0d1 DAM 0+0d1 DEF 0+0d1 HIT 0+0d1 SPEED 0+1d40 DESC Not only is it stylish, but it will let you move faster. . ATTR 0+0d1 RRTY 80 ART FALSE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME a ring of damage TYPE RING WEIGHT 1+0d1 COLOR CYAN DODGE 0+0d1 VAL 1000+0d1 DAM 25+10d50 DEF 0+0d1 HIT 0+0d1 SPEED 0+0d1 DESC Not only does it look great, but it will let you hit harder. . ATTR 0+0d1 RRTY 80 ART FALSE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME Mjolnir TYPE WEAPON WEIGHT 1000+0d1 COLOR GREEN DODGE 10+10d10 VAL 19900+0d1 DAM 10+500d10 DEF 100+0d1 HIT 100+0d1 SPEED 10+0d1 DESC The hammer of Thor, one of the most fearsome and powerful weapons in existence, capable of leveling mountains. . ATTR 10+0d1 RRTY 50 ART TRUE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME Sting TYPE WEAPON WEIGHT 10+0d1 COLOR BLUE DODGE 0+0d1 VAL 300+0d1 DAM 10+15d30 DEF 10+0d1 HIT 10+0d1 SPEED 5+0d1 DESC A magical, elven blade, it glows blue when orcs are near. . ATTR 10+0d1 RRTY 80 ART TRUE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME fingerless gloves TYPE GLOVES WEIGHT 2+0d1 COLOR GREEN DODGE 0+0d1 VAL 3+0d1 DAM 0+0d1 DEF 10+0d1 HIT 10+0d1 SPEED 0+0d1 DESC Put these on and you'll be bad like Michael Jackson. . ATTR 0+0d1 RRTY 80 ART FALSE END BEGIN OBJECT NAME the Heart of the Ocean TYPE AMULET WEIGHT 2+0d1 COLOR BLUE DODGE 0+0d1 VAL 20000000+0d1 DAM 20+10d2 DEF 10+0d1 HIT 10+0d1 SPEED 10+0d1 DESC A 56 carat diamond was originally owned by Louis XVI and cut into a heart shape after the French Revolution. Last known whereabouts: Bottom of the Atlantic Ocean (thanks, Rose). Little did she know, it's imbued with fantastic magical powers! . ATTR 0+0d1 RRTY 80 ART TRUE END