RLG327 OBJECT DESCRIPTION 1

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME a NERF(R) dagger
TYPE WEAPON
COLOR MAGENTA
WEIGHT 1+0d1
HIT 0+0d1
DAM 0+0d1
ATTR 0+0d1
VAL 9+1d6
DODGE 10+0d1
DEF 0+0d1
SPEED 0+0d1
DESC
This is a totally wicked looking dagger.  It's got awesome barbs on the back
of the blade, a compass on the hilt, and myriad other embellishments that
serve no functional purpose.  You could totally be a deadly assassin with a
sweet blade like this.  Since it's so light, it won't encumber you.  It's
made out of polyurethane foam.
.
RRTY 90
ART FALSE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME the Vorpal Blade
DESC
One, two! One, two! And through and through!
It goes snicker-snack.
.
TYPE WEAPON
COLOR RED
WEIGHT 15+0d1
HIT 12+3d4
ATTR 0+0d1
VAL 198+2d51
DAM 314+15d92
DODGE 0+0d1
DEF 0+0d1
SPEED 20+0d5
RRTY 10
ART TRUE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME a prom dress
HIT 0+2d3
DAM 0+2d3
DODGE 0+0d1
SPEED -5+0d1
ATTR 0+0d1
VAL 449+0d1
DEF 0+0d1
DESC
This dress is totes fab! It's off-the-shoulder with an A-line waste, sequins,
and lavender chiffon.  It fits tight to mid-calf and you totally can't take
full steps in it, but, like, who cares?  You'll be the hit of the party as
long as Shirley doesn't show up wearing the same thing again.
.
TYPE ARMOR
COLOR MAGENTA
WEIGHT 0+2d2
RRTY 70
ART FALSE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME a pair of Prada dress sandals
HIT 0+0d1
DAM 0+3d10
DODGE 0+0d1
SPEED -5+0d1
ATTR 0+0d1
VAL 449+0d1
DEF 0+0d1
DESC
You'll be the belle of the prom in these Prada dress sandals.  The 3" spike
heel makes you a bit unsteady, but they look like they could cause some 
major damage.
.
TYPE BOOTS
COLOR MAGENTA
WEIGHT 0+2d2
RRTY 80
ART FALSE
END


BEGIN OBJECT
NAME a chainmail coif
WEIGHT 8+0d1
HIT 0+0d1
DAM 0+0d1
ATTR 0+0d1
DODGE 0+0d1
VAL 48+2d11
DEF 10+2d6
SPEED 0+0d1
DESC
A heavy chainmail head covering.
.
TYPE HELMET
COLOR BLACK
RRTY 100
ART FALSE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME the Aegis
DESC
A very high-quality shield.  Nobody knows what it looks like, except for
maybe--now--you, but you're not telling.  The back side is inscribed with the
words: "If found, please return to Zeus, Mount Olympus".
.
TYPE OFFHAND
WEIGHT 3+0d1
HIT 0+0d1
DAM 0+0d1
VAL 17000+0d1
DODGE 20+2d8
ATTR 0+0d1
DEF 20+3d8
SPEED 10+0d1
COLOR YELLOW
RRTY 30
ART TRUE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME the cloak of invisibility
TYPE CLOAK
VAL 10000+5d1000
DESC
One of the Deathly Hallows, this cloak grants the wearer invisibility.  Last
know to be the property of the Boy Who Lived.
.
WEIGHT 1+0d1
DODGE 24+5d4
DEF 0+0d1
HIT 0+0d1
ATTR 0+0d1
DAM 0+0d1
SPEED 0+0d1
COLOR CYAN
RRTY 20
ART TRUE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME the One Ring
TYPE RING
WEIGHT 1+0d1
COLOR YELLOW
DODGE 50+6d8
VAL 1000000+2d1000000
DEF 50+6d8
ATTR 0+0d1
HIT 10+2d5
DAM 10+12d55
SPEED 25+5d5
DESC
The One Ring to rule them all... and in the darkness bind them.  Created by
Sauron as a tool in his quest to dominate Middle Earth.  It draws the dark
sorcerer's eye upon its wearer.
.
RRTY 3
ART TRUE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME a torch
TYPE LIGHT
WEIGHT 2+1d2
COLOR BLACK
DODGE 0+0d1
VAL 0+1d3
DAM 0+0d1
DEF 0+0d1
HIT 0+0d1
SPEED 0+0d1
DESC
A short wooden stick topped with an oil-soaked cloth, perfect for lighting
your way through the dungeon.
.
ATTR 0+1d3
RRTY 100
ART FALSE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME a Wicked Lasers(R) Torch
TYPE LIGHT
WEIGHT 1+1d2
COLOR BLACK
DODGE 0+0d1
VAL 199+0d1
DAM 0+0d1
DEF 0+0d1
HIT 0+0d1
SPEED 0+0d1
DESC
From the makers of the world's most refined lasers, comes the ultimate in
handheld flashlights. The Flashtorch is a compact, portable searchlight that
is capable of producing an incredible 4100 lumens of intense white light. Use
this power to guide your way home, light a fire, or even fry an egg!
.
ATTR 200+0d1
RRTY 30
ART FALSE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME the Moon Tiara
TYPE HELMET
WEIGHT 1+1d2
COLOR WHITE
DODGE 10+0d1
VAL 199+0d1
DAM 0+0d1
DEF 100+0d1
HIT 0+0d1
SPEED 0+0d1
DESC
Sailor Moon's Moon Tiara.  Maybe you can use it to do Moon Tiara Action?  But
she's probably looking for it.
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ATTR 200+0d1
RRTY 35
ART TRUE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME the Moon Stick
TYPE OFFHAND
WEIGHT 1+1d2
COLOR MAGENTA
DODGE 10+0d1
VAL 199+0d1
DAM 25+0d1
DEF 100+0d1
HIT 0+0d1
SPEED 0+0d1
DESC
Sailor Moon's Moon Stick.  Maybe you can use it to do Moon Princess Halation?
But she's probably looking for it.
.
ATTR 200+0d1
RRTY 25
ART TRUE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME a ring of speed
TYPE RING
WEIGHT 1+0d1
COLOR RED
DODGE 0+0d1
VAL 1000+0d1
DAM 0+0d1
DEF 0+0d1
HIT 0+0d1
SPEED 0+1d40
DESC
Not only is it stylish, but it will let you move faster.
.
ATTR 0+0d1
RRTY 80
ART FALSE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME a ring of damage
TYPE RING
WEIGHT 1+0d1
COLOR CYAN
DODGE 0+0d1
VAL 1000+0d1
DAM 25+10d50
DEF 0+0d1
HIT 0+0d1
SPEED 0+0d1
DESC
Not only does it look great, but it will let you hit harder.
.
ATTR 0+0d1
RRTY 80
ART FALSE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME Mjolnir
TYPE WEAPON
WEIGHT 1000+0d1
COLOR GREEN
DODGE 10+10d10
VAL 19900+0d1
DAM 10+500d10
DEF 100+0d1
HIT 100+0d1
SPEED 10+0d1
DESC
The hammer of Thor, one of the most fearsome and powerful weapons in
existence, capable of leveling mountains.
.
ATTR 10+0d1
RRTY 50
ART TRUE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME Sting
TYPE WEAPON
WEIGHT 10+0d1
COLOR BLUE
DODGE 0+0d1
VAL 300+0d1
DAM 10+15d30
DEF 10+0d1
HIT 10+0d1
SPEED 5+0d1
DESC
A magical, elven blade, it glows blue when orcs are near.
.
ATTR 10+0d1
RRTY 80
ART TRUE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME fingerless gloves
TYPE GLOVES
WEIGHT 2+0d1
COLOR GREEN
DODGE 0+0d1
VAL 3+0d1
DAM 0+0d1
DEF 10+0d1
HIT 10+0d1
SPEED 0+0d1
DESC
Put these on and you'll be bad like Michael Jackson.
.
ATTR 0+0d1
RRTY 80
ART FALSE
END

BEGIN OBJECT
NAME the Heart of the Ocean
TYPE AMULET
WEIGHT 2+0d1
COLOR BLUE
DODGE 0+0d1
VAL 20000000+0d1
DAM 20+10d2
DEF 10+0d1
HIT 10+0d1
SPEED 10+0d1
DESC
A 56 carat diamond was originally owned by Louis XVI and cut into a heart
shape after the French Revolution.  Last known whereabouts: Bottom of the
Atlantic Ocean (thanks, Rose).  Little did she know, it's imbued with
fantastic magical powers!
.
ATTR 0+0d1
RRTY 80
ART TRUE
END