RLG327 MONSTER DESCRIPTION 1

BEGIN MONSTER
NAME Junior Barbarian
SYMB p
COLOR YELLOW
DESC
This is a junior barbarian.  He--or is it she?  You can't tell for sure--
looks like... it should still be in barbarian school.  The barbarians are 
putting them in the dungeons young these days.  It's wearing dirty, tattered
cloth armor and wielding a wooden sword.  You have a hard time feeling
intimidated.
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SPEED 7+1d4
DAM 0+1d4
HP 12+2d6
ABIL SMART
RRTY 100
END

BEGIN MONSTER
NAME Amazon Lich Queen
DESC
She was a powerful Amazon warrior in life.  Death at the hands of the undead
hordes was followed by her resurrection through dark, necromantic arts.  Her
power in life didn't approach her undead glory.  Clad in night-black robes
that don't move in the wind, her incorporeal form commands the power of death
over life.  You may just be her next victim.  You fear for your soul as you
quake before her malevolent majesty.
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SYMB p
COLOR BLACK RED MAGENTA
ABIL SMART PASS
DAM 30+5d9
HP 2999+1d1001
SPEED 10+10d2
RRTY 10
END

BEGIN MONSTER
NAME Durin's Bane
DESC
Nameless Terror, Flame of Udun, Shadow and Flame
This is a Balrog of Morgoth - Wielding a Fiery whip and flaming sword, a
hellish beast with a mane and eyes of fire. This creature is responsible
for the destruction of the great city of Moria. The defeat of this monster
will avenge the death of countless dwarves, re-establish the wealth and power
of the Misty Mountains and bring peace to the halls of Khazad-dum.
.
SYMB B
COLOR RED MAGENTA
SPEED 20+0d1
ABIL SMART TELE UNIQ
HP 100+0d1
DAM 10+2d20
RRTY 10
END

BEGIN MONSTER
NAME Titan
DESC
Looming over you at a massive 15 feet tall, weighing nearly a ton, the
Titan is a force to be reckoned with. A mighty oak club is his weapon of
choice, but you are all too aware it would take no more than a flick of
the wrist for him to shatter every bone in your body.
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SYMB M
COLOR GREEN BLUE
SPEED 4+2d3
DAM 25+3d6
HP 500+2d500
ABIL SMART TUNNEL
RRTY 20
END

BEGIN MONSTER
NAME Slime
DESC
Eww...  It's slimy.
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SYMB s
COLOR GREEN WHITE CYAN MAGENTA RED YELLOW BLUE
DAM 0+1d4
HP 20+0d1
SPEED 7+1d3
ABIL TUNNEL ERRATIC
RRTY 50
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB z
DESC
The TA says it crashes whenever it runs, but it works fine on *your*
computer.  It's probably a hardware problem.  It's really, really, really
annoying.
.
SPEED 30+0d1
COLOR RED
NAME Software Bug
DAM 0+0d1
HP 100000+0d1
ABIL SMART TELE
RRTY 100
END

BEGIN MONSTER
NAME Hardware Bug
SPEED 10+0d1
DAM 10+3d6
HP 500+2d500
DESC
It doesn't actually exist.  See: Software Bug.
.
SYMB z
COLOR BLUE
ABIL TELE ERRATIC
RRTY 2
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SPEED 25+2d5
DAM 5+1d6
HP 50+1d50
DESC
It may require a few extra lines of code, but damn is it fast!
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SYMB C
COLOR GREEN
NAME C Program
ABIL SMART
RRTY 80
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB C
NAME C++ Program
DESC
Does in one line what it take 200 lines to do in C, but what's taking so
long?
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COLOR BLACK
HP 500+5d100
SPEED 2+0d1
DAM 100+9d9
ABIL SMART TELE TUNNEL
RRTY 70
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB p
COLOR MAGENTA
NAME Rory Gilmore
DESC
All decked out in a brand new Chilton uniform, she talks faster than anybody
you've ever known.  She's dual-wielding Proust's "Rememberance of Things
Past" and a half-empty coffee cup; you'd better watch out or she'll hit you
with a litany of cultural references from which you'll never recover.
.
ABIL SMART ERRATIC UNIQ
SPEED 50+0d1
HP 10+1d10
DAM 0+1d2
RRTY 40
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB p
COLOR BLUE
NAME Tsukino Usagi
DESC
In our world, she's the youma!  Tsukini kawatte oshioki yo, Sailor Moon!
.
ABIL ERRATIC TELE UNIQ
SPEED 10+0d1
HP 100+0d1
DAM 0+3d5
RRTY 40
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB G
COLOR CYAN
NAME Casper the Friendly Ghost
DESC
Casper, the friendly ghost, 
The friendliest ghost you know. 
Though grown-ups might 
Look at him with fright, 
The children all love him so. 

He always says hello, 
and he's really glad to meetcha. 
Wherever he may go, 
He's kind to every living creature. 

Grown-ups don't understand 
Why children love him the most. 
But kids all know 
That he loves them so, 
Casper the friendly ghost.
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ABIL TELE PASS UNIQ
SPEED 7+1d5
HP 19+1d11
DAM 0+1d2
RRTY 40
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB G
COLOR GREEN
NAME Slimer
DESC
Better call Venkman.  He's covered with ectoplasm, and he wants to eat all
your food.
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ABIL TELE PASS ERRATIC UNIQ
SPEED 7+1d5
HP 19+1d11
DAM 0+1d2
RRTY 80
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB p
COLOR WHITE
NAME David Bowie
DESC
He was the human equivalent of a Google search, a portal through which you
could step into an amazing, very different wider world. He flooded plain
everyday reality with extraordinary, unexpected information, processing the
details through a buoyant, mobile mind and made intellectual discovery seem
incredibly glamorous.
                       - Joe Coscarelli in the New York Times
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ABIL UNIQ SMART ERRATIC PICKUP UNIQ
SPEED 15+1d5
HP 190+5d11
DAM 9+3d8
RRTY 30
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB S
COLOR YELLOW
NAME SpongeBob SquarePants
DESC
  "Are you ready, kids?!?!"
  "I can't hear you!"

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.  He's enormous and yellow and porous.
And he's tired of flipping Krabby Patties and playing unofficial sidekick and
the ocean's biggest fan to Mermaid Man.  Each of those billions of pores is
saturated with soaked-up malevolence, and all of it is focused on you.

SpongeBob rules the dungeons of 327.  He'll coat the dungeon floor with your
blood and soak it right up to increase his power. 
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ABIL UNIQ ERRATIC DESTROY TUNNEL BOSS
SPEED 80+0d1
HP 6666+0d666
DAM 0+1d4
RRTY 10
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB h
COLOR YELLOW
SPEED 6+1d10
ABIL DESTROY TELE ERRATIC
HP 200+0d1
DAM 10000+10d1000
NAME Grass Mud Horse
DESC
This desert-dwelling alpaca relative somehow made it into the dungeon.  Be
careful!  It packs a powerful punch!
.
RRTY 25
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB c
COLOR RED
SPEED 40+0d1
ABIL PICKUP TELE SMART
HP 200+0d1
DAM 0+0d1
NAME River Crab
DESC
It's a fresh-water crustacean that just wants everybody to get along.
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RRTY 35
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB P
COLOR YELLOW
SPEED 5+0d1
ABIL ERRATIC
HP 10+0d1
DAM 1+0d1
NAME Overhead Projector
DESC
Some really old skool tech that might go over your head.  It's kind of like 
Powerpoint, but without computers.  You've probably never seen one before 
(unless you 1) are old; or 2) have taken a music class).  If you get attacked
by one of these, make sure to block high.

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RRTY 100
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB D
COLOR RED YELLOW
SPEED 25+0d1
ABIL PICKUP TELE UNIQ
HP 20000+0d1
DAM 0+1d4
NAME Donald Trump
DESC
Watch out!  He'll bludgeon your with a massive orange comb-over while
spouting nonsense like: "I will build a great wall--and nobody builds walls
better than me, believe me--and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will
build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay
for that wall. Mark my words."
.
RRTY 20
END

BEGIN MONSTER
SYMB W
COLOR GREEN
SPEED 15+0d1
ABIL PICKUP SMART
HP 20000+0d1
DAM 10+5d4
NAME Bruce Willis
DESC
He doesn't have any shoes, but he'll mess up your holiday plans.  Yippee
ki-yay, mother trucker.
.
RRTY 50
END